小姐用英语逼死了美国人

显示全部楼层 · 发表于 2007-8-5 23:48:27

一个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

　　前台小姐：“hello.”

　　美国人：“hi.”

　　前台小姐：“you have what thing？”

　　美国人：“can you speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“if i not speak english，i am speaking what？”

　　美国人：“can anybody else speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go！”

　　美国人：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“shout what shout(叫什么叫?)，quiet a little，you one earth have what thing (这个我不理解)”

　　美国人：“i want to speak to your head.”

　　前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come！”

　　美国人吐血……

会飞的猪 · 发表于 2007-8-5 23:50:24

you one earth have what thing

应该是 you on earth have what thing

你到底有什么事

[ 本帖最后由会飞的猪于 2007-8-5 23:51 编辑 ]

winnipeg07 · 发表于 2007-8-6 00:06:21

this passage actually shows how bad the translator is
I could imagine this person use chinese translation tool to translate chinese to English word by word without re-arrange the grama.

Oh well, Just for laugh

by the way, one of my friend told me that she saw a tourist document showing a major city in China translated \"train\" (small one on the ground or over the bridge) into \"light iron\"
she was thinking about \"light iron\" for the whole day and have no clue. Until she dig out an Chinese copy and find the word for \"train\" !!!