Manitoba :
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Manitoba .
If you're proud that your province makes the
national news 96 nights
each year because Winnipeg is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Manitoba .
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You m ight live in Manitoba .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Manitoba .
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Manitoba.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of his forehead,
You might live in Manitoba.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Manitoba .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Manitoba .
If you know how to say....Wasagaming, Neepawa, Lac du Bonnet
You might live in Manitoba .
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in Manitoba.
If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,
You might live in Manitoba .
You measure distance in hours,
You might live in Manitoba .
You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Manitoba .
You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in Manitoba .
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Manitoba .
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Manitoba .
You install security lights on your house and garage and
leave both unlocked,
You might live in Manitoba .
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,
You might live in Manitoba.
You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows
how to use them,
You might live in Manitoba .
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at any given time,
You might live in Manitoba .
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit,
You might live in Manitoba .
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Manitoba.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and of course, road construction,
You might live in Manitoba .
Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next
to your blue spruce,
You might live in Manitoba .
If "Down South" to you means Grand Forks,
You might live in Manitoba .
You know "a brat" is something
you eat,
You might live in Manitoba .
You find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might
live in Manitoba .
You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Manitoba friends,
You DO live in Manitoba |
